W[h]acky Bunch

Seriously?

2007-02-24T20:57:00.000+03:00

The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) has chosen the logo below as the new "Radiation Danger Warning" symbol

Seriously? Even our monkeys could've came up with a better symbol!
If I grabbed a monkey and drugged him with a banana dipped in heroin, then gave him concentrated Sake, and for the grand finale, threw him in a swimming pool of Pattex; That lucky monkey would've come up with a better symbol than the idiots of the IAEA...

The second item here is a watch, that has a Geiger meter, which graphs how much radiation is around.

I think everyone should have this baby, just in case you take the left turn, instead of the right, and end up in RUSSIA!!!
I hope they send some radio-active samples to test the watch...

Spin To Win!

2007-02-19T07:48:00.000+03:00

As the advertisement on FM 99.7, Radio Kuwait, says: Spin To Win, from Al-Ghanim electronics.

Take your spouse or loved ones with you and then try to find an available wheel; The Wheel of Fortune.

When your turn comes, strap your loved ones on the wheel and spin them; Spin them till their face gets mixed and eyes joined to one eye. Then you will win valuable, precious prizes: belnders (for more mixing frenzies!), jumping shoes (with springs: to mix vertically) and many other great electronics that come with sweet options like don't explode!!

For family fun and even more prizes, take your whole ~~family~~ tribe and go; GO! The moment you step inside the complex, start spinning around yourself and move slowly (while spinning) towards the objects you wish to own and try to read its serial number backwards.
If you can do that for 7 items and in less than 5 seconds for each item, then you win them all!

What you are you waiting for?

SSSSSSSS PI NNNNNNNN

ChitChat II

2007-02-10T07:35:00.000+03:00

Continuation to Part 1

Later that minute...

Med7at Kumar: I'm curious if IE7 has "fixed" this problem
Ghulam 7amza: I very much doubt so
Med7at Kumar: haha
Ghulam 7amza: they can't even control they popup blocker !
Ghulam 7amza: It blocks even safe sites !!
Ghulam 7amza: how smart is that?
Ghulam 7amza: Ultimate Protection !
Ghulam 7amza: they claim ...
Med7at Kumar: I hate the "HAVE YOU NOTICED?!" bar that pops up
Ghulam 7amza: dude
Med7at Kumar: The whole point of this was that I don't notice the annoying notices!
Ghulam 7amza: If I wanted Ultimate Protection, I would've used tampons (Always) with wings !
Ghulam 7amza: Not Microsoft products !
Med7at Kumar: you just burned a disturbing image into my head @@
Ghulam 7amza: hahahahaha!!!!
Ghulam 7amza: You're a WB founder -- How dare you have a brain !!!
Med7at Kumar: I said head, I brought no mention of the brain
Ghulam 7amza: You have a head !!!
Ghulam 7amza: I thought those were optional !
Ghulam 7amza: DARN !
Ghulam 7amza: That indian dude from the street fooled me
Ghulam 7amza: He gave me a balloon
Ghulam 7amza: Do you believe that !
Ghulam 7amza: No wonder kids love me
Ghulam 7amza: They wanna pop me!
Med7at Kumar: if it's filled with helium, you're good enough
Ghulam 7amza: how do I check ?
Med7at Kumar: you'll have to ask a balloon expert
Ghulam 7amza: where do I find one?
Ghulam 7amza: ybee3on menhom eb Markaz Sul6an ?
Med7at Kumar: you'll find them in valentines shops
Med7at Kumar: they're only open once a year
Med7at Kumar: so hurry!
Ghulam 7amza: dude, they'll try to offer me to upgrade
Med7at Kumar: it doesn't matter if the upgrader is a girl! hahah
Ghulam 7amza: @@
Ghulam 7amza: if her pompoms are as big as my balloon, I don't mind !
Med7at Kumar: what have you done to me?!
Ghulam 7amza: ?
Med7at Kumar: *bangs head on table*
Med7at Kumar: I'm leaking intelligence!
Ghulam 7amza: I have a relatively small head
Ghulam 7amza: I think it's size D ...
Med7at Kumar: are you suggesting implants?
Ghulam 7amza: no no
Ghulam 7amza: I'm happy with my size :p

ChitChat

2007-02-05T18:11:00.000+03:00

ChitChat: Chatters that occur between the great founders of the all mighty, WB.

Note: Original nicknames & emails have been altered to protect the identity of the "people" involved.

Ghulam 7amza: Yo
Med7at Kumar: what's up :)
Ghulam 7amza: Just got up from a small nap
Med7at Kumar: I just got up from umm... yesterday :D
Ghulam 7amza: Was listening to Hinder (rock) and fell asleep
Ghulam 7amza: @@
Ghulam 7amza: Chethy el 3e6la wela balash :D
Med7at Kumar: hahaha
Med7at Kumar: yup
Ghulam 7amza: btw
Med7at Kumar: ?
Ghulam 7amza: It's been a long time since we posted on WB
Med7at Kumar: I know :/
Med7at Kumar: I lost all my inspirations
Ghulam 7amza: I had none in the first place
Ghulam 7amza: Anyway
Med7at Kumar: haha
Ghulam 7amza: I just posted something, check it out
Med7at Kumar: happy new year?
Ghulam 7amza: yup
Med7at Kumar: :P
Ghulam 7amza: AAAAH
Ghulam 7amza: BUG !
Med7at Kumar: BUG?
Ghulam 7amza: There's a bug roaming my room trying to bite me
Ghulam 7amza: I'm scared
Med7at Kumar: kill!
Ghulam 7amza: Can't see !!!
Med7at Kumar: use eyes
Ghulam 7amza: Still not visible !!
Med7at Kumar: use light
Ghulam 7amza: Light is open ...
Ghulam 7amza: It's using stealth mode
Ghulam 7amza: I know I should've bought a gas mask ..
Ghulam 7amza: (Putting hood on head)
Med7at Kumar: :/
how do I lure a bug?
Ghulam 7amza: Sweat ?
Ghulam 7amza: Where can I find a pig at this hour !!!??
Ghulam 7amza: HEAD ITCHES !!
Ghulam 7amza: *SMACK HEAD*
Ghulam 7amza: Just to be sure ...
Med7at Kumar: dude, you don't lure bugs, you shooo them
Ghulam 7amza: But what if they're hiding in a small closed area ??
Ghulam 7amza: you want them to come out to KILL them
Med7at Kumar: turn off lights
Ghulam 7amza: Ah yes!
Ghulam 7amza: It will come to the monitor's light
Ghulam 7amza: *lights off -- waiting*
Ghulam 7amza: I think I need to install a panic button in my room, that when pressed, should eject me to the neighbour's Porche Cayane ...
Ghulam 7amza: with the keys inside
Ghulam 7amza: Of course, the car should be waiting at all times ...
Med7at Kumar: I just called MTC
Ghulam 7amza: They have a solution for me ?
Ghulam 7amza: W00T
Ghulam 7amza: ENEMY DEFEATED!
Ghulam 7amza: SMASHED TO NOTHING
Ghulam 7amza: MUAHAHAHA
Med7at Kumar: THE HUMANS ARE VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN
Ghulam 7amza: THE DARKNESS WINS
Ghulam 7amza: brb -- wash hands ...
Med7at Kumar: LOOOOOOOOOL
Ghulam 7amza: hey, I'm evil, but not filthy!
Ghulam 7amza: :p
Med7at Kumar: pathetic creatures of mild significance
Ghulam 7amza: back -- clean & shiny
Med7at Kumar: ready for the next round of pests? :)
Ghulam 7amza: yupp

To be continued...

Congratulations

2007-02-01T17:56:00.000+03:00

Happy New Year!

A Cure for The Itch

2007-01-22T15:07:00.000+03:00

After so much wait, our troops have returned from their journey to the moon's caves.

There, they have met the higher priests of underground mountains, where they have perfected the production of bananas tasting like aubergine/eggplant. But that's not of our current concern. The doctors have ~~stolen~~ obtained an old ~~secret~~ recipe that heals all kinds of sickness, except Butt-Pimples; So, they returned back and replaced the all-in-wonder medicine and got the butt-pimple manual.

Written in ancient Internet language, our monkeys were unable to decipher the text. It was up to the founders of WB to use The Force.
After 2 hours, a PC, modem & FireFox browser (because Internet Explorer does not conform to standards), we were able to crack the ancient manual.

The recipe states:
Those who were blessed by her highness, the Butt-Pimple, or Queen P for short, shall be ~~doomed~~ blessed with miracles.

Miracles are great! But not those coming from a pimple, especially The Butt-Pimple! So, we skimmed throughout the manual until founding we did to the paragraph: "Queen P is said to fall when doesing clean mooning inside a huge soup plate of chili & vinegar"
Chili & Vinegar we did! Dancing in bikinies and dressed as Barnie, all around the big soup plate, then a mass-diving action commenced, resulting in the total melt down of the pimple ... and its owner(s) for that matters.
Only The WB founders were able to escape the pawns of death of that foresaken recipe, because they chickened out.

It should be noted that the famous arab singer: Sabah (a.k.a Al-Sha7rora) had a life-time Butt-Pimple, but due to the never-ending face-lifitng ~~surgeries~~ picnics, it became a mole on ~~its~~ her face!

Biggest Annoyance

2007-01-17T21:34:00.000+03:00

Do you have any idea what is, or what might be, your biggest annoyance ever, ever, ever, in your whole, entire real-life? (the 3D one -- unless you upgraded to 4D)

A pimple on your butt!!!

Our ~~mechanics~~ doctors have been sent on a quest to the deep caves of the moon to find a cure. This may take a while, as they are using the beta version of The TurtOon ™

Hey! What's the big idea?!

2007-01-17T15:52:00.000+03:00

The underlying technology

2007-01-15T15:37:00.000+03:00

Unix: the ~~open~~ leak-proof source system behind empowering your baby's, well... behind.

Quality Assurance

2007-01-12T16:03:00.000+03:00

Quality Assurance

That's right! We spread our nonsense, because we care! And we care even more to check the quality.

In order to achieve accurate & exact results, we have implemented high alien technologies, along-side typical microscopic research and ultraviolet brain-storming.
Our devoted, pink-eyed, 5-legged, mohawk, monkeys have been utilizing extra-terrestrial mechanisms in sensing and anally-probing our site visitors and readers, for quality assurance purposes. And the results are HAWT! But first, we'll demonstrate how this alien technology works, for you, our dear reader, to feel comfortable and for us to comply to our unwritten policy of "Total Transparency." (Heh, get it?)

[NOTE: Click on links (underlined) to view related pictures]

I) Staff Selection:

Select only the elite
Train them with super-Oxford-college material
Convert the evil ones into platonic and rational ones
The final elites are ready to Peel 'n Slip (i.e., anally probe you)
Queue into practice-field

II) Applying Technology: Overview

When a viewer first comes, s/he is checked whether s/he was a newbie; If so, a dedicated monkey is attached to this visitor. (usually they volunteer!)
During your sleep, our monkeys receive instructions to analyze your thoughts through anal probing.
Collected data is thoroughly analyzed and then reported back to WB.
With the help of advanced monkey chemistry, WB converts the collected data into Human readable formats and compiles the charts.

III) In-Depth Technology Application:

A collection of specific monkey-balls is inserted into you.
To further insure proper insertion & probing, the balls are further stuffed inside.
A big shaft is then inserted, anally, and oozy green slime is pumped to establish necessary connections.
Data is then transmitted through high-quality pipes (directly connected to your rear) to data-centers.
Pipes are secured with special equipment, before data transmission commences.
Data-centers suck the data and the above mentioned elites dive into you for a closer look.

And now, we present our over-all collected data chart-results: WE HAVE FULL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION! In fact, our website is getting 300%+ hits per day.
~~Since we have one reader and the rest are our staff of monkeys...~~
(Full customer satisfaction!)

A Final Word:

Thanks for visiting our website, if this is the first time you are here, don't fret, A dedicated team has been dispatched especially for you, our new reader, and should be currently hovering around you waiting you to sleep. They shall commence anal-probing as soon as you fall to sleep; Injections of certain dreams will be administered, so as to test the quality of .... you.

Please, our dear reader, attempt run not. You can never escape, simply because a monkey is attached to you as soon as you started looking at our page and that particular monkey has special genes that function as a beacon, sending signals to our H.Q. locating our "beloved" readers.

WB, with love.

Induction

2007-01-08T13:18:00.000+03:00

A little secret

2007-01-07T16:11:00.000+03:00

Nobody is going to tell you this, but the person you see in the mirror everyday isn't really you. The image that appears before you is a mere illusion; an imitation of what your mind perceives of itself to fulfill its sense of uniqueness and to associate a character to the body it is housed in. In other words, the act of spending time in front of a mirror is completely worthless.

Did you know?

2006-12-31T19:21:00.000+03:00

Did you know that Neo, from The Matrix, isn't really that good? Why? Well, because he didn't take the blue pill! Otherwise, he would've "penetrated" through the dark world of The Matrix. After all, it took him 3 movies to win!

Some sources confirm that Trinity was caught "pants down" ordering 5 packs for Neo, before their "hot scene" in the 2nd movie...

In Disguise

2006-12-29T16:05:00.000+03:00

Every ~~Sheep~~ Hippo and you are fine

We Are

2006-12-26T23:55:00.000+03:00

AND YOU LIKE IT!

Tuesday Special: Featured World News

2006-12-26T10:05:00.001+03:00

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

-- === --

News of Monday, December 25th, 2006

"Your shopping smarts of rap, is provided by ComStock an inside look up."

"The models choose spectacular high school photos of Tokyo. That may have succeeded in filming a new date."

"A regional war gallery video cartoons, now available."

"Rocky still a global perspective on planes"

"DSL stocks sectors for charity of deaf kids with twisted sisters"

* Will hip-hop shopping get as smart as rap?
* Will discovery channel do documentaries about Didgeridoos?
* Will Japan allow Peeping-Toms to film porn movies of highschool girls, now that taking pictures is legal?
* Earth need not to rotate anymore. Night and day now can be created by filming a specific day! Will Tom Cruise object?
* Will the USA finally admit that its campaign against terrorism isn't actually to rip-off resources, but simply to create a cartoon-ish war gallery?
* Will scientists be able to solve the mystery of why planes need rocks to fly?
* Will Thelma & Louise travel on airplanes now that it's known to have rocks?
* Will airplanes be allowed in USA, now that rocks can be used as weapons?
* Will the government uncover the villains behind the secret organization of twisted sisters, exploiting deaf kids?
* Will Internet Service Providers (QualityNet & FastTelco) fight this plague, of twisted sisters, along with the government?
* Will the Arab fantasy of breaking the proxy be fullfilled?

Questions with very hard answers. Only WB has the answer. Will bargain.

Flue Fighting

2006-12-23T20:30:00.000+03:00

Similar to Kong Fu Fighting, only this one involves a lot of slimy liquids, clown-noses, funny-sounds and not much action (if any). In fact, it's not really similar to Kung Fu in anyway.

Assuming you're still reading, here's a good and effective way to counter Flue viruses during Winter. This remedy has been ~~stolen~~ passed to me from my great great grandfather's mother's bust-boy's veterinarian. So, as you can see, it has been well-tested on animals. (Please review the ToS before proceeding).

Two (2) kilograms of bat feet. Well ground with some black pepper.

Half (1/5) a gram of frogs. Preferably toxic, but it's optional.

Three (3) pounds of fresh, raw garlic.

Put all above in a blender and shake the blender until all is mixed. Do NOT power blender on!

Pour blender contents into a heat-preserving plate and put in microwave for 10 minutes. Keep microwave open to make sure you get healing radiation from the mixture.

When done, close microwave while contents are inside then throw the microwave in your neighbors trash can.

Open the fridge and eat some pickles then watch TV.

By now, you should have developed an advanced form of mutilation and most likely transformed into a freak, so Flue isn't your big concern anymore! TADA!

Make sure you share with your loved ones! (notice past-tense)

Notice

2006-12-20T12:38:00.000+03:00

Tuesday Special: Featured World News

2006-12-19T23:53:00.000+03:00

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

-- === --

News of Monday, December 18th, 2006

"Latest on immigration the week ahead. CNN's Miles O'Brien has the most right choice."
-> CRAP MAN! Even WB can't give the latest a week ahead!!

"Latest on career; Home Page Video news of YouTube Time's Person. Try it free pimpline."
-> Pimping career now on YouTube? For free? I'M SO IN!

"FULL STORY witness to talk about the open in the shuttle Discovery: spacewalk from December scandal."
-> I'm guessing he's the same dude who sabotaged it in the first place... But hey, he got a free spacewalk!

"News update poll: inspiration Time Gates. Sign in for Life Gallery & get free Missouri duplex Section Page!"
-> Where's the poll exactly? Life gallery? This reminds me of Jim Carrey's movie: The Trueman Show.
-> How does a duplex webpage look like?!!

"Offbeat Travel Education special offer reports mountain climbing stories."
-> Travel education??? I need to go out much, much, MUCH more...
-> Offbeat Travel Education?? WTF?

"Denver Nuggets."
-> Indeed.

What's for lunch?

2006-12-19T16:26:00.000+03:00

Has it ever occurred to you of how many chickens you've had in one day? How about in a week? Including eggs. If you sum up all the chicken you've had in your lifetime, you'd probably realize that you're responsible for wiping out an entire two generations of chicken colonies.

Shawarma anyone?

Little Jim

2006-12-19T07:29:00.000+03:00

As I'm driving to wherever I am driving, like everyday, I tune in to 99.7 ~~(because I don't have a CD player)~~ to enjoy Linda's morning discussions.

As always, she speaks about how great today's sponser is and how we are obliged to go & buy from that sponser ~~to spare her life~~ to nurture our economy.

Today's topic was "LiL' Jim": The great facility that our kids, and we, will greatly enjoy & love.

The topic went something like this: "Little Jim" ... blah blah blah ... "they will love your kids" .. blah blah blah ... "loving, caring & warm" ... blah blah blah ... "THEY KNOW YOUR KIDS"

Me: *shocked* "OH MY GOD! THEY KNOW MY KIDS! WHAT KIND OF AN INSTITUTE KNOWS MY KIDS? I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE"
Me: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS!"

That's LiL' Jim for you people: A subsidiary of the CIA. I'm on to you all! We can't be fooled!

P.S. to 99.7: Get yourself a real radio-station equipment. The janitor's dad called from beyond the grave & asked for his grandpa's baby-first-station kit.

WB Staff

2006-12-16T22:16:00.000+03:00

Since we're promising to provide the most extreme nonsenses and confusionession... We have decided to increase our staff.

Unfortunately, the ministry of interior & exterior & decoration have prevented us. That, plus our current financial problems: We can't afford a dedicated staff of Shakespearian Monkeys because it's winter & it's not banana season, hence, we'll have to import bananas, which puts extra cost on us.

Our analysts are looking into ways of cutting down the ~~trees~~ costs of training ~~monkeys~~ chicken aviation. Back in the prehistoric days ~~of The Flintstones~~, chickens were already fit for these tasks, but now that they are out of shape, they are costing organizations a fortune. Estimates of over 20 million dollars are spent on feeding chicken but no investments have been put into their aviation skills.

So, we'll just whip our current staff (ourselves) until we get something useful (NOT).

Please...

2006-12-16T12:30:00.000+03:00

Think of the sheep

The Power

2006-12-15T16:37:00.001+03:00

Have you known?

2006-12-15T16:37:00.000+03:00

Studies show that the number of foreign home servants working in Kuwait have doubled in recent years. According to analysts, this is largely due in part to the continuous increase of the Kuwaiti population.

If this continues, we won't need to travel back to our country to visit our relatives. -Desouza, a.k.a. "the driver"

After the buy-me-a-watermelon scandal on broadcast television, experts predict that by 2019, servants will have acquired enough language and intellectual skills to run the entire country. Natives will live in sewers; Also can be seen in Art Galleries.

Are all your nails clean?

2006-12-15T12:55:00.000+03:00

How about those?

Didn't think so.

Did you know?

2006-12-14T18:07:00.000+03:00

KDD's mango nectar only contains 30% juice! The remaining 60% is an undisclosed amount of sugar, water, cows & crack! More as it breaks.

Global Warming

2006-12-10T17:21:00.000+03:00

And this is a sound-proof of Global Warming that NOBODY can deny...

Kha66aba Dot No9 Com

2006-12-08T10:23:00.000+03:00

Are you sick of fake promises?
Always promised beauty, money, imperial bloodline, luxurious life?

Who needs manners & devotion anyway! Now at "Kha66aba.no9com", discounts & special treats for those who engage in the month of December of 2006!! Hurry up, we have to ~~meet our profit-target soon~~ make sure you get the best service & goods.

Kha66aba.no9com Services ::
* We will proudly do the chicken dance. Ours is the done in accordance to the standards of the IEEE.
P.S. :: Make sure you order soon, to get fresh chicken. [1]

* Every marriage-deal that is completed shall receive a free Baby Chicken™. [2]

* Special bachelors night planning: We do it all, from the C to the A! A complete dozen of juicy, naked monkeys [3] and the sluttiest skunks [4].

* All our services are guaranteed and have been fully tested on animals [5], for your safety.

Picture Index

[1] Fresh Chicken	[2] Baby Chicken™

[3] Naked Monkeys	[4] Sluttiest Skunks

[5] Test Animals

Tuesday Special: Featured World News

2006-12-05T20:05:00.000+03:00

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 4th, 2006

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"NASA wants permanent moon base Clinton leads pack but is she electable Bush administration to know when your Home: world Weather a search is underway."

* Will Clinton admit his sex-change?
* Will Racial degrees be approved globally, now that there are graduates already?
* Will Net browsing be obsolete against the new, hip wall browsing?
* Will the children found alive have the chance to add an extra foot each?
We might find out next week at Tuesday's World Featured News of Monday!

Stay tuned for a w[h]acky update coming up next

2006-12-04T15:35:00.000+03:00

Exclusive inside look at the world beneath your feet. What makes you tick and how to make it stop that annoying sound. All that and more so stay tuned and keep your socks on.

Strange World

2006-12-03T06:30:00.000+03:00

Dear Diary,
~~Sometimes~~ I never understand humans; They think dogs are loyal, when they are plain dumb! I mean seriously, no animal with dignity (and wits) would stick with an abusive owner, right?!
Us cats have pride, yeah! Treat me right & I'll love you; The moment you neglect me, I'll just leave you for someone who deserves me.

In a way, we're like girlfriends, only cheaper, better-looking & less demanding.

Oh, and just for the record, YOU are my slave; It's not the other way around ;)

Bad Baby?

2006-12-01T16:07:00.000+03:00

No Problem!

Optional package available: White-Shark pool for $399 only; Includes water & 3.14 sharks

Survey: Marina Crush

2006-11-30T11:32:00.000+03:00

This is a small poll for no one to participate it, unless you wanna give your piece of mind.

Which of the following is your favorite group of Marina-mall visitors?

Electro-Cruze: Spiky heads like shocked monkeys

Ho, Ho, Hoe^[1]: 7jab & tights! Usually has a fixed group of guys yelling “HAWWT”

Energizer: Just like the bunny, they keep going around & around & around & around & around & ...

Olds & Bros: Beards to the ground, DishDashas to the knees & eyes on bums & boobies.

Gangsta Love: 9-13 year old skinny, white kids in elephant-size clothes with their Speedo-like panties showing, rapping & pushing. Woof.

StringRay: You never see them. They arrive, quickly go to one store, buy what they want & leave. The whole process takes less than 5 minutes.

Do you think those groups are pet-like or should the government deploy Monkey-police officers? Should visitors be charged a sum of bananas per hour? Should Woody Allen be an Elf? Should Luke marry Miss Piggy? Let us know!

Disclaimer

2006-11-29T14:39:00.000+03:00

This blog is optimized for internet use only. Recommended viewing distance is 16 inches. Experience may vary. Bananas are encouraged.

The Real World

2006-11-29T14:37:00.000+03:00

Rabbits' favorite food is not carrot.

Mice's favorite food is not cheese.

Case Study: CO2

2006-11-29T10:00:00.000+03:00

Ever since the Industrial Revolution in the 1970's, and the levels of CO2 have been increasing in an alarming fashion. Only recently, the effects have shown: Damage to property & great threat to Northern & Southern poles; If the glaciers keep melting, cities will disappear & a new stack of Atlantis-wanna bees will emerge, unwillingly. [1]

Sudden death & drowning aside, this case study focuses on property damage and most importantly, CO2's effects on wooden legs, plus, modern counter-attacks to this dilemma.

It's well-documented that the first wooden leg was first used back when Santa was slim, when one dinosaur was jumping on a rope & up came another and pushed it down the escalator. Baby D got the first wooden leg fixed; Soon, every dinosaur got jealous & started cutting off their feet & fixed wooden legs. Later on that Spring, a flood came down & all drowned because their wooden feet kept floating up & their heads pointing down... [2]

It's no secret that our beloved pirates, who happen to provide us with loads of free music, videos, books & progs, have wooden-legs! That's where they get their special abilities to teleport the source to themselves and then share it to the general public consumers (us).
Unfortunately, our supply of decent & honest pirates is decreasing because of the increasing levels of CO2, which affect their glamerious legs of fortune. Below are common & recommended remedies for pirates & pirate-wanna-bees.

Flamo-Matic

As soon as you feel that your abilities are dwendling, pour GAS on your wooden-wonder, lit it on fire & watch your leg do magic. For maximum output, make sure you cover yourself with GAS as well; That should insure optimum teleporting.

Vasline

This method has been depricated since it encourages "some" acts that result in blindness.

Sharpen-Me, Sharpen-You

That's right, sharpen your magic wand to increase your teleporting focus. You can use it for noodles too!

Bling Bling

Those guys with funky shiny rims are no better than you! Bling your stick with diamonds & jewels till you go blind (or broke).

Finally, a word from our sponsors: "Teamwork: A few harmless flakes working together can unleach an avalanche of destruction" -- despair.com

Sources:
[1] Penthouse Magazine, issue #34, 1956
[2] Discovery Channel, "The Osbournes", 1903

The W[h]acky Bunch Updates!

2006-11-28T16:15:00.000+03:00

Be sure to check out the latest posts from the W[h]acky Bunch at http://whackybunch.blogspot.com/. If the link keeps bringing you back here, wait a while before you attempt to try again.

Who are you callin' chicken?

2006-11-28T16:08:00.000+03:00

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2006-11-27T19:48:00.000+03:00

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2006-11-27T19:33:00.000+03:00

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