A Cure for The Itch

After so much wait, our troops have returned from their journey to the moon's caves.

There, they have met the higher priests of underground mountains, where they have perfected the production of bananas tasting like aubergine/eggplant. But that's not of our current concern. The doctors have stolen obtained an old secret recipe that heals all kinds of sickness, except Butt-Pimples; So, they returned back and replaced the all-in-wonder medicine and got the butt-pimple manual.

Written in ancient Internet language, our monkeys were unable to decipher the text. It was up to the founders of WB to use The Force.
After 2 hours, a PC, modem & FireFox browser (because Internet Explorer does not conform to standards), we were able to crack the ancient manual.

The recipe states:
   Those who were blessed by her highness, the Butt-Pimple, or Queen P for short, shall be doomed blessed with miracles.

Miracles are great! But not those coming from a pimple, especially The Butt-Pimple! So, we skimmed throughout the manual until founding we did to the paragraph: "Queen P is said to fall when doesing clean mooning inside a huge soup plate of chili & vinegar"
Chili & Vinegar we did! Dancing in bikinies and dressed as Barnie, all around the big soup plate, then a mass-diving action commenced, resulting in the total melt down of the pimple ... and its owner(s) for that matters.
Only The WB founders were able to escape the pawns of death of that foresaken recipe, because they chickened out.

It should be noted that the famous arab singer: Sabah (a.k.a Al-Sha7rora) had a life-time Butt-Pimple, but due to the never-ending face-lifitng surgeries picnics, it became a mole on its her face!

Biggest Annoyance

Do you have any idea what is, or what might be, your biggest annoyance ever, ever, ever, in your whole, entire real-life? (the 3D one -- unless you upgraded to 4D)

A pimple on your butt!!!

Our mechanics doctors have been sent on a quest to the deep caves of the moon to find a cure. This may take a while, as they are using the beta version of The TurtOon ™

Hey! What's the big idea?!

The underlying technology

Unix: the open leak-proof source system behind empowering your baby's, well... behind.

Quality Assurance

Quality Assurance

That's right! We spread our nonsense, because we care! And we care even more to check the quality.

In order to achieve accurate & exact results, we have implemented high alien technologies, along-side typical microscopic research and ultraviolet brain-storming.
Our devoted, pink-eyed, 5-legged, mohawk, monkeys have been utilizing extra-terrestrial mechanisms in sensing and anally-probing our site visitors and readers, for quality assurance purposes. And the results are HAWT! But first, we'll demonstrate how this alien technology works, for you, our dear reader, to feel comfortable and for us to comply to our unwritten policy of "Total Transparency." (Heh, get it?)

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I) Staff Selection:

• Select only the elite
  
• Train them with super-Oxford-college material
  
• Convert the evil ones into platonic and rational ones
  
• The final elites are ready to Peel 'n Slip (i.e., anally probe you)
  
• Queue into practice-field

II) Applying Technology: Overview

• When a viewer first comes, s/he is checked whether s/he was a newbie; If so, a dedicated monkey is attached to this visitor. (usually they volunteer!)
  
• During your sleep, our monkeys receive instructions to analyze your thoughts through anal probing.
  
• Collected data is thoroughly analyzed and then reported back to WB.
  
• With the help of advanced monkey chemistry, WB converts the collected data into Human readable formats and compiles the charts.

III) In-Depth Technology Application:

• A collection of specific monkey-balls is inserted into you.
  
• To further insure proper insertion & probing, the balls are further stuffed inside.
  
• A big shaft is then inserted, anally, and oozy green slime is pumped to establish necessary connections.
  
• Data is then transmitted through high-quality pipes (directly connected to your rear) to data-centers.
  
• Pipes are secured with special equipment, before data transmission commences.
  
• Data-centers suck the data and the above mentioned elites dive into you for a closer look.

And now, we present our over-all collected data chart-results: WE HAVE FULL CUSTOMER SATISFACTION! In fact, our website is getting 300%+ hits per day.
Since we have one reader and the rest are our staff of monkeys...
 (Full customer satisfaction!)



A Final Word:

Thanks for visiting our website, if this is the first time you are here, don't fret, A dedicated team has been dispatched especially for you, our new reader, and should be currently hovering around you waiting you to sleep. They shall commence anal-probing as soon as you fall to sleep; Injections of certain dreams will be administered, so as to test the quality of .... you.

Please, our dear reader, attempt run not. You can never escape, simply because a monkey is attached to you as soon as you started looking at our page and that particular monkey has special genes that function as a beacon, sending signals to our H.Q. locating our "beloved" readers.

WB, with love.

Induction

A little secret

Nobody is going to tell you this, but the person you see in the mirror everyday isn't really you. The image that appears before you is a mere illusion; an imitation of what your mind perceives of itself to fulfill its sense of uniqueness and to associate a character to the body it is housed in. In other words, the act of spending time in front of a mirror is completely worthless.