Did you know?

Did you know that Neo, from The Matrix, isn't really that good? Why? Well, because he didn't take the blue pill! Otherwise, he would've "penetrated" through the dark world of The Matrix. After all, it took him 3 movies to win!





Some sources confirm that Trinity was caught "pants down" ordering 5 packs for Neo, before their "hot scene" in the 2nd movie...

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Tuesday Special: Featured World News

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 25th, 2006

"Your shopping smarts of rap, is provided by ComStock an inside look up."

"The models choose spectacular high school photos of Tokyo. That may have succeeded in filming a new date."

"A regional war gallery video cartoons, now available."

"Rocky still a global perspective on planes"

"DSL stocks sectors for charity of deaf kids with twisted sisters"

* Will hip-hop shopping get as smart as rap?
* Will discovery channel do documentaries about Didgeridoos?
* Will Japan allow Peeping-Toms to film porn movies of highschool girls, now that taking pictures is legal?
* Earth need not to rotate anymore. Night and day now can be created by filming a specific day! Will Tom Cruise object?
* Will the USA finally admit that its campaign against terrorism isn't actually to rip-off resources, but simply to create a cartoon-ish war gallery?
* Will scientists be able to solve the mystery of why planes need rocks to fly?
* Will Thelma & Louise travel on airplanes now that it's known to have rocks?
* Will airplanes be allowed in USA, now that rocks can be used as weapons?
* Will the government uncover the villains behind the secret organization of twisted sisters, exploiting deaf kids?
* Will Internet Service Providers (QualityNet & FastTelco) fight this plague, of twisted sisters, along with the government?
* Will the Arab fantasy of breaking the proxy be fullfilled?

Questions with very hard answers. Only WB has the answer. Will bargain.

Flue Fighting

Similar to Kong Fu Fighting, only this one involves a lot of slimy liquids, clown-noses, funny-sounds and not much action (if any). In fact, it's not really similar to Kung Fu in anyway.

Assuming you're still reading, here's a good and effective way to counter Flue viruses during Winter. This remedy has been stolen passed to me from my great great grandfather's mother's bust-boy's veterinarian. So, as you can see, it has been well-tested on animals. (Please review the ToS before proceeding).

Remedy Steps:

• Two (2) kilograms of bat feet. Well ground with some black pepper.


• Half (1/5) a gram of frogs. Preferably toxic, but it's optional.


• Three (3) pounds of fresh, raw garlic.


• Put all above in a blender and shake the blender until all is mixed. Do NOT power blender on!


• Pour blender contents into a heat-preserving plate and put in microwave for 10 minutes. Keep microwave open to make sure you get healing radiation from the mixture.


• When done, close microwave while contents are inside then throw the microwave in your neighbors trash can.


• Open the fridge and eat some pickles then watch TV.

By now, you should have developed an advanced form of mutilation and most likely transformed into a freak, so Flue isn't your big concern anymore! TADA!

Make sure you share with your loved ones! (notice past-tense)

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Tuesday Special: Featured World News

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 18th, 2006

"Latest on immigration the week ahead. CNN's Miles O'Brien has the most right choice."
-> CRAP MAN! Even WB can't give the latest a week ahead!!

"Latest on career; Home Page Video news of YouTube Time's Person. Try it free pimpline."
-> Pimping career now on YouTube? For free? I'M SO IN!

"FULL STORY witness to talk about the open in the shuttle Discovery: spacewalk from December scandal."
-> I'm guessing he's the same dude who sabotaged it in the first place... But hey, he got a free spacewalk!

"News update poll: inspiration Time Gates. Sign in for Life Gallery & get free Missouri duplex Section Page!"
-> Where's the poll exactly? Life gallery? This reminds me of Jim Carrey's movie: The Trueman Show.
-> How does a duplex webpage look like?!!

"Offbeat Travel Education special offer reports mountain climbing stories."
-> Travel education??? I need to go out much, much, MUCH more...
-> Offbeat Travel Education?? WTF?

"Denver Nuggets."
-> Indeed.

What's for lunch?

Has it ever occurred to you of how many chickens you've had in one day? How about in a week? Including eggs. If you sum up all the chicken you've had in your lifetime, you'd probably realize that you're responsible for wiping out an entire two generations of chicken colonies.

Shawarma anyone?

Little Jim

As I'm driving to wherever I am driving, like everyday, I tune in to 99.7 (because I don't have a CD player) to enjoy Linda's morning discussions.

As always, she speaks about how great today's sponser is and how we are obliged to go & buy from that sponser to spare her life to nurture our economy.

Today's topic was "LiL' Jim": The great facility that our kids, and we, will greatly enjoy & love.

The topic went something like this: "Little Jim" ... blah blah blah ... "they will love your kids" .. blah blah blah ... "loving, caring & warm" ... blah blah blah ... "THEY KNOW YOUR KIDS"

Me: *shocked* "OH MY GOD! THEY KNOW MY KIDS! WHAT KIND OF AN INSTITUTE KNOWS MY KIDS? I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE"
Me: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS!"

That's LiL' Jim for you people: A subsidiary of the CIA. I'm on to you all! We can't be fooled!


P.S. to 99.7: Get yourself a real radio-station equipment. The janitor's dad called from beyond the grave & asked for his grandpa's baby-first-station kit.

WB Staff

Since we're promising to provide the most extreme nonsenses and confusionession... We have decided to increase our staff.

Unfortunately, the ministry of interior & exterior & decoration have prevented us. That, plus our current financial problems: We can't afford a dedicated staff of Shakespearian Monkeys because it's winter & it's not banana season, hence, we'll have to import bananas, which puts extra cost on us.

Our analysts are looking into ways of cutting down the trees costs of training monkeys chicken aviation. Back in the prehistoric days of The Flintstones, chickens were already fit for these tasks, but now that they are out of shape, they are costing organizations a fortune. Estimates of over 20 million dollars are spent on feeding chicken but no investments have been put into their aviation skills.

So, we'll just whip our current staff (ourselves) until we get something useful (NOT).

Please...

Think of the sheep

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Have you known?

Studies show that the number of foreign home servants working in Kuwait have doubled in recent years. According to analysts, this is largely due in part to the continuous increase of the Kuwaiti population.

If this continues, we won't need to travel back to our country to visit our relatives. -Desouza, a.k.a. "the driver"

After the buy-me-a-watermelon scandal on broadcast television, experts predict that by 2019, servants will have acquired enough language and intellectual skills to run the entire country. Natives will live in sewers; Also can be seen in Art Galleries.

Are all your nails clean?

How about those?

Didn't think so.

Did you know?

KDD's mango nectar only contains 30% juice! The remaining 60% is an undisclosed amount of sugar, water, cows & crack! More as it breaks.

Global Warming

And this is a sound-proof of Global Warming that NOBODY can deny...

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Tuesday Special: Featured World News

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 4th, 2006

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"Racial graduation divide at BCS has become an Iowa everyday luxury you."

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"NASA wants permanent moon base Clinton leads pack but is she electable Bush administration to know when your Home: world Weather a search is underway."


* Will Clinton admit his sex-change?
* Will Racial degrees be approved globally, now that there are graduates already?
* Will Net browsing be obsolete against the new, hip wall browsing?
* Will the children found alive have the chance to add an extra foot each?
We might find out next week at Tuesday's World Featured News of Monday!

Stay tuned for a w[h]acky update coming up next

Exclusive inside look at the world beneath your feet. What makes you tick and how to make it stop that annoying sound. All that and more so stay tuned and keep your socks on.

Strange World

Dear Diary,
Sometimes I never understand humans; They think dogs are loyal, when they are plain dumb! I mean seriously, no animal with dignity (and wits) would stick with an abusive owner, right?!
Us cats have pride, yeah! Treat me right & I'll love you; The moment you neglect me, I'll just leave you for someone who deserves me.

In a way, we're like girlfriends, only cheaper, better-looking & less demanding.

Oh, and just for the record, YOU are my slave; It's not the other way around ;)

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