Strange World

Dear Diary,
Sometimes I never understand humans; They think dogs are loyal, when they are plain dumb! I mean seriously, no animal with dignity (and wits) would stick with an abusive owner, right?!
Us cats have pride, yeah! Treat me right & I'll love you; The moment you neglect me, I'll just leave you for someone who deserves me.

In a way, we're like girlfriends, only cheaper, better-looking & less demanding.

Oh, and just for the record, YOU are my slave; It's not the other way around ;)