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Kha66aba.no9com Services ::
* We will proudly do the chicken dance. Ours is the done in accordance to the standards of the IEEE.
P.S. :: Make sure you order soon, to get fresh chicken. [1]

* Every marriage-deal that is completed shall receive a free Baby Chicken™. [2]

* Special bachelors night planning: We do it all, from the C to the A! A complete dozen of juicy, naked monkeys [3] and the sluttiest skunks [4].

* All our services are guaranteed and have been fully tested on animals [5], for your safety.

Picture Index

[1] Fresh Chicken	[2] Baby Chicken™
[3] Naked Monkeys	[4] Sluttiest Skunks
[5] Test Animals