Tuesday Special: Featured World News

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 18th, 2006

"Latest on immigration the week ahead. CNN's Miles O'Brien has the most right choice."
-> CRAP MAN! Even WB can't give the latest a week ahead!!

"Latest on career; Home Page Video news of YouTube Time's Person. Try it free pimpline."
-> Pimping career now on YouTube? For free? I'M SO IN!

"FULL STORY witness to talk about the open in the shuttle Discovery: spacewalk from December scandal."
-> I'm guessing he's the same dude who sabotaged it in the first place... But hey, he got a free spacewalk!

"News update poll: inspiration Time Gates. Sign in for Life Gallery & get free Missouri duplex Section Page!"
-> Where's the poll exactly? Life gallery? This reminds me of Jim Carrey's movie: The Trueman Show.
-> How does a duplex webpage look like?!!

"Offbeat Travel Education special offer reports mountain climbing stories."
-> Travel education??? I need to go out much, much, MUCH more...
-> Offbeat Travel Education?? WTF?

"Denver Nuggets."
-> Indeed.