Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Little Jim

As I'm driving to wherever I am driving, like everyday, I tune in to 99.7 (because I don't have a CD player) to enjoy Linda's morning discussions.

As always, she speaks about how great today's sponser is and how we are obliged to go & buy from that sponser to spare her life to nurture our economy.

Today's topic was "LiL' Jim": The great facility that our kids, and we, will greatly enjoy & love.

The topic went something like this: "Little Jim" ... blah blah blah ... "they will love your kids" .. blah blah blah ... "loving, caring & warm" ... blah blah blah ... "THEY KNOW YOUR KIDS"

Me: *shocked* "OH MY GOD! THEY KNOW MY KIDS! WHAT KIND OF AN INSTITUTE KNOWS MY KIDS? I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE"
Me: "I DON'T EVEN HAVE KIDS!"

That's LiL' Jim for you people: A subsidiary of the CIA. I'm on to you all! We can't be fooled!


P.S. to 99.7: Get yourself a real radio-station equipment. The janitor's dad called from beyond the grave & asked for his grandpa's baby-first-station kit.

2 comments:

Ms. Sarah said...

HOLY CRAP!! The janitor's dad called me too!!! only he got the wrong number... so i guess he was trying to call 99.7...

anyways, i think that Lil Jim is realted to Lil Kim... who somehow knows Michael Jackson.. who KNOWS OUR KIDS!!!

*makes a new revelation!*

3baid said...

LOL, it's been ages since I listened to the radio.