Seriously?

The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) has chosen the logo below as the new "Radiation Danger Warning" symbol




Seriously? Even our monkeys could've came up with a better symbol!
If I grabbed a monkey and drugged him with a banana dipped in heroin, then gave him concentrated Sake, and for the grand finale, threw him in a swimming pool of Pattex; That lucky monkey would've come up with a better symbol than the idiots of the IAEA...

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The second item here is a watch, that has a Geiger meter, which graphs how much radiation is around.



I think everyone should have this baby, just in case you take the left turn, instead of the right, and end up in RUSSIA!!!
I hope they send some radio-active samples to test the watch...

Spin To Win!

As the advertisement on FM 99.7, Radio Kuwait, says: Spin To Win, from Al-Ghanim electronics.

Take your spouse or loved ones with you and then try to find an available wheel; The Wheel of Fortune.

When your turn comes, strap your loved ones on the wheel and spin them; Spin them till their face gets mixed and eyes joined to one eye. Then you will win valuable, precious prizes: belnders (for more mixing frenzies!), jumping shoes (with springs: to mix vertically) and many other great electronics that come with sweet options like don't explode!!

For family fun and even more prizes, take your whole family tribe and go; GO! The moment you step inside the complex, start spinning around yourself and move slowly (while spinning) towards the objects you wish to own and try to read its serial number backwards.
If you can do that for 7 items and in less than 5 seconds for each item, then you win them all!

What you are you waiting for?

SSSSSSSS PI NNNNNNNN

ChitChat II

Continuation to Part 1

Later that minute...

Med7at Kumar: I'm curious if IE7 has "fixed" this problem
Ghulam 7amza: I very much doubt so
Med7at Kumar: haha
Ghulam 7amza: they can't even control they popup blocker !
Ghulam 7amza: It blocks even safe sites !!
Ghulam 7amza: how smart is that?
Ghulam 7amza: Ultimate Protection !
Ghulam 7amza: they claim ...
Med7at Kumar: I hate the "HAVE YOU NOTICED?!" bar that pops up
Ghulam 7amza: dude
Med7at Kumar: The whole point of this was that I don't notice the annoying notices!
Ghulam 7amza: If I wanted Ultimate Protection, I would've used tampons (Always) with wings !
Ghulam 7amza: Not Microsoft products !
Med7at Kumar: you just burned a disturbing image into my head @@
Ghulam 7amza: hahahahaha!!!!
Ghulam 7amza: You're a WB founder -- How dare you have a brain !!!
Med7at Kumar: I said head, I brought no mention of the brain
Ghulam 7amza: You have a head !!!
Ghulam 7amza: I thought those were optional !
Ghulam 7amza: DARN !
Ghulam 7amza: That indian dude from the street fooled me
Ghulam 7amza: He gave me a balloon
Ghulam 7amza: Do you believe that !
Ghulam 7amza: No wonder kids love me
Ghulam 7amza: They wanna pop me!
Med7at Kumar: if it's filled with helium, you're good enough
Ghulam 7amza: how do I check ?
Med7at Kumar: you'll have to ask a balloon expert
Ghulam 7amza: where do I find one?
Ghulam 7amza: ybee3on menhom eb Markaz Sul6an ?
Med7at Kumar: you'll find them in valentines shops
Med7at Kumar: they're only open once a year
Med7at Kumar: so hurry!
Ghulam 7amza: dude, they'll try to offer me to upgrade
Med7at Kumar: it doesn't matter if the upgrader is a girl! hahah
Ghulam 7amza: @@
Ghulam 7amza: if her pompoms are as big as my balloon, I don't mind !
Med7at Kumar: what have you done to me?!
Ghulam 7amza: ?
Med7at Kumar: *bangs head on table*
Med7at Kumar: I'm leaking intelligence!
Ghulam 7amza: I have a relatively small head
Ghulam 7amza: I think it's size D ...
Med7at Kumar: are you suggesting implants?
Ghulam 7amza: no no
Ghulam 7amza: I'm happy with my size :p

ChitChat

ChitChat: Chatters that occur between the great founders of the all mighty, WB.

Note: Original nicknames & emails have been altered to protect the identity of the "people" involved.

Ghulam 7amza: Yo
Med7at Kumar: what's up :)
Ghulam 7amza: Just got up from a small nap
Med7at Kumar: I just got up from umm... yesterday :D
Ghulam 7amza: Was listening to Hinder (rock) and fell asleep
Ghulam 7amza: @@
Ghulam 7amza: Chethy el 3e6la wela balash :D
Med7at Kumar: hahaha
Med7at Kumar: yup
Ghulam 7amza: btw
Med7at Kumar: ?
Ghulam 7amza: It's been a long time since we posted on WB
Med7at Kumar: I know :/
Med7at Kumar: I lost all my inspirations
Ghulam 7amza: I had none in the first place
Ghulam 7amza: Anyway
Med7at Kumar: haha
Ghulam 7amza: I just posted something, check it out
Med7at Kumar: happy new year?
Ghulam 7amza: yup
Med7at Kumar: :P
Ghulam 7amza: AAAAH
Ghulam 7amza: BUG !
Med7at Kumar: BUG?
Ghulam 7amza: There's a bug roaming my room trying to bite me
Ghulam 7amza: I'm scared
Med7at Kumar: kill!
Ghulam 7amza: Can't see !!!
Med7at Kumar: use eyes
Ghulam 7amza: Still not visible !!
Med7at Kumar: use light
Ghulam 7amza: Light is open ...
Ghulam 7amza: It's using stealth mode
Ghulam 7amza: I know I should've bought a gas mask ..
Ghulam 7amza: (Putting hood on head)
Med7at Kumar: :/
how do I lure a bug?
Ghulam 7amza: Sweat ?
Ghulam 7amza: Where can I find a pig at this hour !!!??
Ghulam 7amza: HEAD ITCHES !!
Ghulam 7amza: *SMACK HEAD*
Ghulam 7amza: Just to be sure ...
Med7at Kumar: dude, you don't lure bugs, you shooo them
Ghulam 7amza: But what if they're hiding in a small closed area ??
Ghulam 7amza: you want them to come out to KILL them
Med7at Kumar: turn off lights
Ghulam 7amza: Ah yes!
Ghulam 7amza: It will come to the monitor's light
Ghulam 7amza: *lights off -- waiting*
Ghulam 7amza: I think I need to install a panic button in my room, that when pressed, should eject me to the neighbour's Porche Cayane ...
Ghulam 7amza: with the keys inside
Ghulam 7amza: Of course, the car should be waiting at all times ...
Med7at Kumar: I just called MTC
Ghulam 7amza: They have a solution for me ?
Ghulam 7amza: W00T
Ghulam 7amza: ENEMY DEFEATED!
Ghulam 7amza: SMASHED TO NOTHING
Ghulam 7amza: MUAHAHAHA
Med7at Kumar: THE HUMANS ARE VICTORIOUS ONCE AGAIN
Ghulam 7amza: THE DARKNESS WINS
Ghulam 7amza: brb -- wash hands ...
Med7at Kumar: LOOOOOOOOOL
Ghulam 7amza: hey, I'm evil, but not filthy!
Ghulam 7amza: :p
Med7at Kumar: pathetic creatures of mild significance
Ghulam 7amza: back -- clean & shiny
Med7at Kumar: ready for the next round of pests? :)
Ghulam 7amza: yupp

To be continued...

Congratulations

Happy New Year!