Which of the following is your favorite group of Marina-mall visitors?
- Electro-Cruze: Spiky heads like shocked monkeys
- Ho, Ho, Hoe[1]: 7jab & tights! Usually has a fixed group of guys yelling “HAWWT”
- Energizer: Just like the bunny, they keep going around & around & around & around & around & ...
- Olds & Bros: Beards to the ground, DishDashas to the knees & eyes on bums & boobies.
- Gangsta Love: 9-13 year old skinny, white kids in elephant-size clothes with their Speedo-like panties showing, rapping & pushing. Woof.
- StringRay: You never see them. They arrive, quickly go to one store, buy what they want & leave. The whole process takes less than 5 minutes.
Do you think those groups are pet-like or should the government deploy Monkey-police officers? Should visitors be charged a sum of bananas per hour? Should Woody Allen be an Elf? Should Luke marry Miss Piggy? Let us know!
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