Assuming you're still reading, here's a good and effective way to counter Flue viruses during Winter. This remedy has been
- Remedy Steps:
- Two (2) kilograms of bat feet. Well ground with some black pepper.
- Half (1/5) a gram of frogs. Preferably toxic, but it's optional.
- Three (3) pounds of fresh, raw garlic.
- Put all above in a blender and shake the blender until all is mixed. Do NOT power blender on!
- Pour blender contents into a heat-preserving plate and put in microwave for 10 minutes. Keep microwave open to make sure you get healing radiation from the mixture.
- When done, close microwave while contents are inside then throw the microwave in your neighbors trash can.
- Open the fridge and eat some pickles then watch TV.
By now, you should have developed an advanced form of mutilation and most likely transformed into a freak, so Flue isn't your big concern anymore! TADA!
Make sure you share with your loved ones! (notice past-tense)
5 comments:
*sits there eating a pickle*
am i allowed to be sitting in front of my laptop AFTER the radioactive treatment?
*looks at her pickle... keeps eating...*
Why sure!!!
In fact, this Flue treatment is said to be working against ALL kinds of malfunctions & diseases!
P.S.: If your pickle isn't emitting light when you're holding it, you should consider getting another dose of the Flue treatment.
what about my carrot? it was emitting a purple light..
NO! NO CARROTS!!!
But as to why your carrot was purple, most likely it's because of the correlative relation between the color of your socks and your mobile's background. It's a pretty known & well-established relation in Animal's kingdom.
You should educate yourself. Watch shopping channel.
*lifts an eyebrow and stares at u*
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