Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Tuesday Special: Featured World News

Heads Up :: This will be posted every Tuesday, featuring world news of Monday. Clear, right? No? Good.
All our news are "snipped" from CNN.com unless otherwise not noted.

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News of Monday, December 25th, 2006

"Your shopping smarts of rap, is provided by ComStock an inside look up."

"The models choose spectacular high school photos of Tokyo. That may have succeeded in filming a new date."

"A regional war gallery video cartoons, now available."

"Rocky still a global perspective on planes"

"DSL stocks sectors for charity of deaf kids with twisted sisters"

* Will hip-hop shopping get as smart as rap?
* Will discovery channel do documentaries about Didgeridoos?
* Will Japan allow Peeping-Toms to film porn movies of highschool girls, now that taking pictures is legal?
* Earth need not to rotate anymore. Night and day now can be created by filming a specific day! Will Tom Cruise object?
* Will the USA finally admit that its campaign against terrorism isn't actually to rip-off resources, but simply to create a cartoon-ish war gallery?
* Will scientists be able to solve the mystery of why planes need rocks to fly?
* Will Thelma & Louise travel on airplanes now that it's known to have rocks?
* Will airplanes be allowed in USA, now that rocks can be used as weapons?
* Will the government uncover the villains behind the secret organization of twisted sisters, exploiting deaf kids?
* Will Internet Service Providers (QualityNet & FastTelco) fight this plague, of twisted sisters, along with the government?
* Will the Arab fantasy of breaking the proxy be fullfilled?

Questions with very hard answers. Only WB has the answer. Will bargain.

3 comments:

Ms. Sarah said...

OH NO! NOT THE DEAF CHILDREN!!


and WTF!?!?!!-----> Will Japan allow Peeping-Toms to film porn movies of highschool girls, now that taking pictures is legal?

Whacky Bunch said...

Are you objecting to News?!!!
If you have any complaints, please read the ToS first then forward your questions to CNN (or the related News site).

Make sure to have your seatbelt fastened and utilize non-polluting communication technologies: Pigeons; The ones that actually knows the way.

Ms. Sarah said...

what if i use pigeons holes? u know, go to the actual building and possibly stalk to ppl who write the news.. having their mail in the pigeon hole.. that's funny :p