Since we're promising to provide the most extreme nonsenses and confusionession... We have decided to increase our staff.
Unfortunately, the ministry of interior & exterior & decoration have prevented us. That, plus our current financial problems: We can't afford a dedicated staff of Shakespearian Monkeys because it's winter & it's not banana season, hence, we'll have to import bananas, which puts extra cost on us.
Our analysts are looking into ways of cutting down the
trees costs of training
monkeys chicken aviation. Back in the prehistoric days
of The Flintstones, chickens were already fit for these tasks, but now that they are out of shape, they are costing organizations a fortune. Estimates of over 20 million dollars are spent on feeding chicken but no investments have been put into their aviation skills.
So, we'll just whip our current staff (ourselves) until we get something useful (NOT).
3 comments:
i would REALLY like to see u whip yourselves :p
that would an image of a lifetime ;)
Swair,
I'll be reporting your statement to "Anti-Animal Abuse" organizations!
You naughty naughty girl :p
P.S.: If you really have to see that image, watch a baby alligator hatch from its egg -- totally irrelevant.
Whacky Bunch,
baby alligators are hawt :p
so HAH!
Post a Comment